You Might Be a School Teacher if...


  • You have no time for a life from September to June. (Febuary to December in Oz)

  • You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"

  • When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

  • You refer to adults as "boys and girls."

  • You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper."

  • You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.

  • Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"

  • You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.

  • You know hundred good reasons for being late.

  • You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.
  • 1 comments:

    Where We Stand said...

    This is hilarious!

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